American Proverb
» Action » “Some will, some don’t, so what!”
» Action » “The early bird gets the worm.”
» Action » “From small beginnings come great things.”
» Action » “After all is said and done, more is said than done.”
» Books and Reading » “The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.”
» Borrowing » “Before borrowing money from a friend decide which you need most.”
» Business » “In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.”
» Business » “Cut your losses and let your profits run.”
» Caution » “Always count the cost.”
» Cemeteries » “The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn’t get along without them.”
» Change » “Don’t change horses while crossing a stream.”
» Change » “Never swap horses crossing a stream.”
» Elections » “The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.”
» Epitaphs » “If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave.”
» Equality » “You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too.”
» Experience » “Fooled once shame on you, fooled twice shame on me.”
» Experts » “What is an expert? Someone who is twenty miles from home.”
» Gambling » “Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.”
» Gambling » “Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces.”
» Golf » “All is fair in love and golf.”
» Gossip » “A malignant sore throat is a danger, a malignant throat not sore is worse.”
» Hypocrisy » “The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.”
» Ignorance » “You must not enthrone ignorance just because there is much of it.”
» Liberals » “A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.”
» Parents and Parenting » “Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
» People » “There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don’t know what’s happening.”
» Pilgrims » “The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell on their knees; then they fell upon the aborigines.”
» Pleasure » “When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.”
» Praise » “Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.”
» Preachers and Preaching » “There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.”
» Risk » “You can’t steal second base with your foot on first.”
» Safety » “Better to be safe than sorry.”
» Safety » “It is better to be safe than sorry.”
» Superstition » “It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.”
» Taxes and Taxation » “No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.”
» Wealth » “After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer.”
» Work » “The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.”
