Billy Wilder
» Audiences » “An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark — that is critical genius.”
» Churches » “I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.”
» Nations » “France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.”
» Nations » “France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.”
» Regret » “Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.”
» Truth » “If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.”