David Letterman
» Action » “Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.”
» Advice » “Number one: Don’t frisk me. Don’t hurt me physically. Don’t get anywhere near my neck. And don’t call me Regis. [Advice to his guests]“
» Cities and City Life » “New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move.”
» Crime and Criminals » “There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.”
