Quotations and Poems

* “Haven`t had to fight off any Seth characters. And I`m not fighting him off. It`s a situation where I really do like him. I just don`t want our first kiss to happen in that situation. But, no, I`ve never really had that experience. Of someone coming on to me being out of their mind drunk. I`m the lucky one, maybe.”

* “I`ve got a great family and great people around me that would be able to kick me in the shins if I ever for one minute got lost up in the clouds. I`ve been really lucky in that sense.”

* “[On shooting Superbad (2007)] It`s incredible, it`s been really fun and really funny and I can`t stop breaking character which is getting me in trouble sometimes but it`s alright, ya know…I just keep laughing.”

* “Blondes do have more fun! But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I’m wearing a wig.”

* “The business latches onto someone and puts ’em in everything until they burn out … My plan is to just keep working till they tell me to stop…and then beg SNL to let me join the cast.”

* “My parents are both very funny but they’re also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I’m just a lunatic”

* “I think my ultimate goal at the end of the day is to make my parents laugh”