Jackie Mason
» Marriage » “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
» Money » “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
» Self-improvement » “By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?”
» Victory » “Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.”
