Johnny Carson
» Cities and City Life » “New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”
» Death and Dying » “For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.”
» Life and Living » “If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
» Marriage » “If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
» Money » “The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
» Opportunity » “Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ”Are your ready?””
» Success » “My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.”
