Phyllis Diller
» Anger » “Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.”
» Children » “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
» Housework » “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
» Humor » “Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.”
» Marriage » “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
» Words » “I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
