Sir Pelham G(renville) Wodehouse
» Dress » “He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ”when!””
» Excuses » “It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”
» Flowers » “Flowers are happy things.”
» Marriage » “Marriage isn’t a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.”
